I’ve compiled favorite quotes from House M.D. tv show in a fortune file.
NOTE: Some of the quotes can be considered offensive and NOT appropriate for kids. Please note that those are “Readers discretion advised” 🙂
The archive contains two files “house” and “house.dat”. In order to use those files with your fortune software respectively with Wanda you need to unzip the archive in your offensive fortunes directory (/usr/share/games/fortunes/off/). The quotes from that directory are selected when “fortune” is called with -o or -a option so check your Wanda settings.
Download: house.tar.gz (MD5: 39a6c3d8e577daac08afe099de76701a).
Enjoy!